Phénix Rising
shoot me down, but i won't fall
You asked for him so here he is!
gudram

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Chunk

dateagirlwhosuggestion

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

seeklight

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

brazilianwife

absolute unit

zugilite

-rewatches every jasper episode for redemption clues-

-finds out that she likes to point her finger-

jasper-positivity

*Mayor dewy hides in his office*

zugilite

Maybe the pointing handship was Jasper’s idea?

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molded-from-clay

Jasper: Point the ship at them. C’mon, I let you make the ship green.  

Peridot: FINE. *modifies the controls* THERE, IT’S POINTING AT THEM. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

grass-skirt

The stable guys are getting more and more done with my shit and I’m getting more and more done with theirs too. What kind of weak operation are they running here where they won’t stable my horse just because it’s a god or because it doesn’t have ~skin~ 

zombiekaiba

Yugi has to politely excuse himself just so Yami can go brood dramatically in the wind I’m fukging

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Please excuse me, the egyptian pharoah who lives in my head has gotta go angst on a rooftop”

Amazon Patents Wristband to Track Hand Movements of Warehouse Employees gizmodo.com
wittgensteinsmister

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itsalburton

What Amazon will probably say to justify this later: “It’s so we can tell if one of our staff is stealing”

What the article says it’s for: “It vibrates or shocks employees if they sort the packaging wrong”

What Amazon’s ulterior motive probably is: “We can track the pace of their work and if they’re taking a few seconds too long or using their hands to wipe their sweaty brows, we bring it up at a performance review and will fire them for it. But remember that if you whine about this or demand better conditions/wages, we’ll just replace you with robots, so keep working you mindless and invasively-monitored drones“

dietkoalawithlime

what the fuck kind of dystopian bullshit

phenix-fleur-blog

Pictured: why I no longer work at Amazon

Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
animedads

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)